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Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 480 Points

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

Seed of Destruction

Master of Time and Space Unlocked 1/31/10
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 1/31/10
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/19/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Sydney Shark

HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli 25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet 25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver 25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 1/2/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 1/2/10
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 1/2/10
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 1/2/10
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)